Blundercooked

An item, often a dessert baked good, that is both burnt and undercooked.

Man, I blundercooked that lemon cake again!

by Jar of Jam May 14, 2021

Flungshway

When your large dog moves your furniture by rubbing against it.

The dog has been practicing flungshway again.

by Jar of Jam April 23, 2020

Coughsplaining

Choking on a little water during a pandemic.

I choked on some water and spent some time coughsplaining to horrified onlookers.

by Jar of Jam April 21, 2020