Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jar of Jam

Blundercooked

An item, often a dessert baked good, that is both burnt and undercooked.

Man, I blundercooked that lemon cake again!

When your large dog moves your furniture by rubbing against it.

The dog has been practicing flungshway again.

Choking on a little water during a pandemic.

I choked on some water and spent some time coughsplaining to horrified onlookers.