Definitions by Jar of Jam

Blundercooked 

An item, often a dessert baked good, that is both burnt and undercooked.

Man, I blundercooked that lemon cake again!

Blundercooked by Jar of Jam May 14, 2021

Flungshway

When your large dog moves your furniture by rubbing against it.

The dog has been practicing flungshway again.

Flungshway by Jar of Jam April 23, 2020

Coughsplaining 

Choking on a little water during a pandemic.

I choked on some water and spent some time coughsplaining to horrified onlookers.

Coughsplaining by Jar of Jam April 21, 2020