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Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

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When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

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