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Definitions by Japo Jones

Mexican Mud Slide 

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.
Mexican Mud Slide
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Mexican Mud Slide by Japo Jones January 2, 2009

blumpkie 

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.
Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.
blumpkie by Japo Jones October 31, 2006