2 definitions by Jane Doe324
When someone is so amazingly good at something that watching them perform the task is the equivalent of watching an average person who is on crack do the task. This can range from any task from typing fast, cooking well, being alert, etc.
Person 1: Dude did you see James in the 400m sprint? He beat everyone without even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
Person 2: Yeah, holy shit dude, I swear James is cracked out.
by Jane Doe324 May 7, 2022
When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022