Definitions by Jamie Freeman
Bonnet
A massive weasel (when someone's voice involuntarily goes high-pitched during a normal sentence), normally associated with someone know only as K-Dogg. Everyone weasels every now and then, but hearing a bonnet is a rare occasion (unless you're around K-Dogg).
Bonnet by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008
Clout
In essence a back-handed slap, apart from it's usually done on the upper back area. However, there are variations, such as the drawbridge clout, the blade and the dictator clout. Usually causes extreme pain in the victim (and sometimes the attacker, if the victim's spine is big enough).
- I just drawbridged clouted Adderley! He hated it.
- Yo dawg, I'm goan clout yo ass!
- Argh, you bastard! Arhhhhh!
- Yo dawg, I'm goan clout yo ass!
- Argh, you bastard! Arhhhhh!
Clout by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008
Drawbridge clout
A variation of the clout. Done by pulling back the fingers of your clouting hand with your other hand and then doing a normal clout from this position, in order to exert more force into the clout. Was first tested on an unexpecting victim during a tech lesson.
Drawbridge clout by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008
Dictator clout
A variation of the clout. Basically a backhand, but with a different name. Always done across the face. So called because it's the sort of thing a dictator would do if someone displeased him, before having him fed to his tigers.
Best done whilst exclaiming "Fool!" in some dictator accent.
Best done whilst exclaiming "Fool!" in some dictator accent.
Dictator clout by Jamie Freeman February 27, 2008
Faice
A mispronunciation of the word 'face'. The A and I together are pronounced as an 'I' sound. Goes well with 'insaine'.
Faice by Jamie Freeman February 25, 2008
Insaine
Insaine by Jamie Freeman February 25, 2008