Definitions by Jamie Cheese

Comment Copier

Comment Copier: A person who finds an original comment online, copies and pastes it elsewhere, and posts it as their own to gain likes and approval. Often, this results in a cycle of verbal garbage, making the comment sections messy and less engaging. It’s essentially a new form of cyber graffiti and, for some bizarre reason, it gets loads of likes. It clutters up the whole internet. Basically, it's yesterday's news, normally used. Alot by Facebook friend collectors a lot to the untrained eye, they look clever and witty. One of the worst forms of this is on the YouTube music videos comment section stating listening to this stating the current year or sometimes, far into the future

Lee: Frank, every time I think of a good tune to listen to on YouTube, I scroll down the comment section. As you do, there's always some Muppet comment copier on their posting Anybody listening to this in 2025 ? With about 300 likes, i it does my brain in bruv LOL..

Frank :I know Bruv, it's like they think we have forgotten what year we are living in, Bruv. LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Comment Copier by Jamie Cheese December 4, 2025

SelectiveFeminists

SelectiveFeminist: Is a type of feminist who wants women’s rights when it suits them. They’ll shy away from traditionally male-dominated hard jobs, like working on a building site etc., and if they try, they won’t even last a day. They also like to avoid paying their fair share on dates, expecting men to cover the bill. They think the world would run perfectly fine without men, which is pure stupidity too. They often claim not to rely on men for money, but might have an OnlyFans account or a sugar daddy etc. to fund their lifestyle. And alot of them get called out a on podcasts, the clips can go viral, making them the laughingstock of the internet.

Lee: Did you see that Andrew Tate YouTube clip against that feminist? He completely destroyed her! He properly schooled her, he told her the facts of life, he said to her," Of course, we need men who build the whole world around you, men. Who do you call who needs help in an emergency: policemen firemen, etc.! She looked like a rabbit in headlights, she was speechless had tears in her eyes! That clip was well true and funny it went proper viral, to bruv LOL.

Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,

Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

SelectiveFeminists by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

Parcel by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Drugs, sex, and on the dole

Drugs, sex, and on the dole

A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .

Lee, Frank, I've got something to tell you Bruv.

Frank: What is it you sound worried?

Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv

Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.

Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.

Frank LOL.

Drugs, sex, and on the dole by Jamie Cheese December 1, 2025

Veneer Criminal

Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.

Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!

Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?

Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.

Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.

Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.

Frank: LOL.

Veneer Criminal by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025

Zero-cred celeb

Zero-cred celeb: A person who has achieved fame without any discernible talent, charm, or credibility. Often known for being famous for no clear reason, they might be annoying, unattractive, and devoid of any real skills. Despite this, they remain in the spotlight, often baffling audiences. This term is a humorous nod to the irony of modern celebrity culture, where some individuals gain fame without any genuine talent—in other words, famous for being famous, which makes no sense at all.

Lee: Frank I want to be one of them YouTubers social media celebrities.

Frank: How Lee, you have zero talent whatsoever, Bruv?

Lee: Exactly bruv LOL.
Frank: if you turn into one of them annoying

Zero-cred celeb bruv we are done bruv.

Lee: LOL.

Zero-cred celeb by Jamie Cheese November 27, 2025

E-Ghosts

E-Ghosts: A term for a modern generation of tech-savvy criminals who use technology like fast sports e-bikes to steal phones and use signal jammers to steal luxury vehicles, like Range Rovers, also involved in thefts, to drug dealing, assaults, and even murder. They operate in complete anonymity, wearing disguises and all-black clothing, balaclavas gloves and face masks, making the authorities powerless against them. Their motto: is "No face, no case

Lee: Did you see?
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.

Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.

E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol

E-Ghosts by Jamie Cheese November 26, 2025