3 definitions by Jamie (somewhere in Philly)

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a low class African America that is loud and obnoxious, usually accompanied by 10 screaming nigglets and an Access card with a food stamp balance of a million dollars to support all their illlegitament demon spawns while da baby daddy is up at da state pen.
1)Joe knew it was the 1st of the month by all the Swoogies in the supermarket.

2)Man when I went to South Street, it was crawling with Swoogies.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) February 07, 2005
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A white person who truly believes they are black. A Caucasianaphobic will be seen wearing XXL clothing with urban logo's or a hip hop artist airbrushed on it. They talk with a what is supposed to be ghetto slang and sport large medallions the size of a license plate around their neck, this is sometimes accompanied by a large fake diamond earring or nose ring. Majority of Caucasianaphobic's are white trash women with a large black boyfriend. This occurs because the woman has been rejected by Caucasian males for being sloppy and beat ass ugly.
Tiffany is so Caucasianaphobic since she started dating Leon.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) February 07, 2005
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A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.
Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 07, 2005
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