flubit

The act of masturbating in surreptitious or stealthy manner whilst buying on the internet

D & B had a flubit in their rooms whilst purchasing Christmas presents for their friends.

by JamesFarell November 16, 2011

hapsie

A state of mind for when you are feeling happy about doing good for the planet.

George was hapsie after taking out the recycling.

Young Sandra was a hapsie eco-warrior after returning from the climate-change march.

by JamesFarell April 26, 2021