James t Smith's definitions

greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008

pumpkin snorkel

When a woman has a man's testicles in her mouth with his erect penis pointing up. Closly resembling a pumpkin with a snorkel attached to it.

You should of seen the look on mom's face when she saw me giving Sandy the old pumpkin snorkel.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008