Definitions by James in Raleigh

Park Bench Ass 

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

Park Bench Ass by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009

MIRF 

Asian equivalent of MILF. Mom I'd Rike To Fuck.

Oh man, Hiro's mom is fucking fine...I'd rike to fuck that long time! What a MIRF!

MIRF by James in Raleigh December 9, 2008