James in Raleigh's definitions

Park Bench Ass

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.

Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.

by James in Raleigh June 9, 2009

MIRF

Asian equivalent of MILF. Mom I'd Rike To Fuck.

Oh man, Hiro's mom is fucking fine...I'd rike to fuck that long time! What a MIRF!

by James in Raleigh December 9, 2008