Park Bench Ass

A large, flat ass on a woman. As if she flattened it through excessive time spent sitting on a park bench.
Rachael Ray is kinda hot, but she's got serious park bench ass.
by James in Raleigh June 09, 2009
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MIRF

Asian equivalent of MILF. Mom I'd Rike To Fuck.
Oh man, Hiro's mom is fucking fine...I'd rike to fuck that long time! What a MIRF!
by James in Raleigh November 10, 2008
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