Definitions by James Stafford (but not that one)

pavarazzi 

(1) One who photographs only celebrities who work in opera or other musical theater; (2) an obese photographer

(1) The Three Tenors were hounded by the pavarazzi everywhere they went; (2) I couldn't see anything because of that pavarazzi waddling around in front of me with his camera.

pavarazzi by James Stafford (but not that one) February 3, 2008

dadlet 

I father of dimunitive stature.

I always wanted Mr. T for a father, but I was stuck with a dadlet.

dadlet by James Stafford (but not that one) June 16, 2007