Definitions by James Merchant

Cak 

a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.

The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.

Cak by James Merchant July 18, 2003

Kak 

"the worst kind"(from Greek) see "cak"

The oil leak was the work of the cak hand of my son, the mechanic.

Kak by James Merchant July 18, 2003