Definitions by James McNeil

Mantle Piece

A Build of of excrument (poo) around the RingPiece (bumhole) and forms a think layer of crust like the earths mantle hence the name mantlepiece

James McNeil has a large build up of scref (crusty poo) on his mantle piece

Slit at the end of a penis representing a japanese persons eye, this is also where the sperm meets the world, can also be shortened to be japs

James McNeil is a JAPS EYE!!!, ive got something stuck in my japs