WURLIGIG

In the Christian faith if you want the most perfect blessing that god can give, then you bless someone with God's WURLIGIG. This is used as a mnemonic in internet chat rooms.

WURLIGIG

W = Wisdom, U = Understanding, R = Righteousness, L = Love, I = Inheritance, G = Grace, I = Inspiration, G = Glory

Mary___"Kelly, I need the Lord so much right now!"

Kelly___"Well Mary, I guess we're just going to have to give you God's blessings"...

Kelly___"God bless this wonderful woman with your WURLIGIG!"...

Kelly___"Thank you Lord Jesus!"

by James Kelly Williamson January 27, 2008

poot woot

A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.

Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).

A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.

It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.

Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."

Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"

Squirrel__"My Ovaries."

Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"

Squirrel__"?"

by James Kelly Williamson March 06, 2008

Fuckfart

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.

xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."

by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008

tye

This is a variation of the abreviation of ty or thank you with the exception that this is thank ye with t = thank, and
ye = you

Nat_ ((Jamess_blowfish))..."Rachi_babeez, I think your pic is great don't change it."

Rachi_babeez..."I know I just took it outside in the dark so it would hide my scar."

Nat_((Jamess_blowfish))..."eeeeewwwwwwww!"

Rachi_babeez..."tye."

by James Kelly Williamson August 10, 2008