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poot woot

A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.

Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).

A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.

It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."

Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"

Squirrel__"My Ovaries."

Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"

Squirrel__"?"
by James Kelly Williamson March 6, 2008
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Tool-chest Politics

The dialectical forms of government, according to Plato, are a succession of governments that replace the preceding one when the preceding one can no longer sustain itself. They are:
Timocracy, which is replaced by an Oligarchy (also called Plutocracy or Monarchy), which is then replaced by a Democracy, which is then replaced by Tyranny (also called Despotism). In Tool-chest Politics all forms of government are respected according to their purpose in checks and balances when considering critical observation of the other forms, somewhat like the three branches of the United States Government: Executive, Legislative and Judicial; also similar to how factional parties 'keep an eye on each other', such as the Democratic and Republican Parties in the U.S. Tool-chest Politics thinks outside of the box, so to speak, and observes the cycle of governments as a whole integrated system, each dependent on each other. An example of a country that utilizes this style of government is the United Kingdom.
Jack: "I heard that the Republican Party is like a hammer for the nail." :/

Slim: "Yeah, and the Democratic Party is the screwdriver for the proverbial 'screw!'" :\

Jack: "Hey, that would be 'Tool-chest Politics!'" :D
by James Kelly Williamson September 29, 2009
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WURLIGIG

In the Christian faith if you want the most perfect blessing that god can give, then you bless someone with God's WURLIGIG. This is used as a mnemonic in internet chat rooms.

WURLIGIG

W = Wisdom, U = Understanding, R = Righteousness, L = Love, I = Inheritance, G = Grace, I = Inspiration, G = Glory
Mary___"Kelly, I need the Lord so much right now!"

Kelly___"Well Mary, I guess we're just going to have to give you God's blessings"...

Kelly___"God bless this wonderful woman with your WURLIGIG!"...

Kelly___"Thank you Lord Jesus!"
by James Kelly Williamson January 27, 2008
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tye

This is a variation of the abreviation of ty or thank you with the exception that this is thank ye with t = thank, and
ye = you
Nat_ ((Jamess_blowfish))..."Rachi_babeez, I think your pic is great don't change it."

Rachi_babeez..."I know I just took it outside in the dark so it would hide my scar."

Nat_((Jamess_blowfish))..."eeeeewwwwwwww!"

Rachi_babeez..."tye."
by James Kelly Williamson August 10, 2008
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