A *poot woot* is a celebration that someone participates in after a satisfying flatulant.
Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).
A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.
It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Usually *poot woot* is written in chat rooms to express extreme satisfaction (mostly associated with a flatulant, but not always).
A *poot woot* is extra-ordinarily nasty, noisy, and long.
It is sometimes accompanied by a long line of periods,
".............................." to express the length of time the *poot woot* lasts.
Squirrel__"I just spent my afternoon in psychotherapy group session."
Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"
Squirrel__"My Ovaries."
Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"
Squirrel__"?"
Sunshine__"What did you all talk about?"
Squirrel__"My Ovaries."
Lion__"*poot woot.....................*"
Squirrel__"?"
by James Kelly Williamson March 06, 2008
Lucious: "Girl, you betta give me some space, all up in my face like dat!"
Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"
Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"
Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"
Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"
by James Kelly Williamson June 28, 2010
In the Christian faith if you want the most perfect blessing that god can give, then you bless someone with God's WURLIGIG. This is used as a mnemonic in internet chat rooms.
WURLIGIG
W = Wisdom, U = Understanding, R = Righteousness, L = Love, I = Inheritance, G = Grace, I = Inspiration, G = Glory
WURLIGIG
W = Wisdom, U = Understanding, R = Righteousness, L = Love, I = Inheritance, G = Grace, I = Inspiration, G = Glory
Mary___"Kelly, I need the Lord so much right now!"
Kelly___"Well Mary, I guess we're just going to have to give you God's blessings"...
Kelly___"God bless this wonderful woman with your WURLIGIG!"...
Kelly___"Thank you Lord Jesus!"
Kelly___"Well Mary, I guess we're just going to have to give you God's blessings"...
Kelly___"God bless this wonderful woman with your WURLIGIG!"...
Kelly___"Thank you Lord Jesus!"
by James Kelly Williamson January 28, 2008
A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.
Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.
Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.
They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.
Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.
They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."
Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"
xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."
Kelly__"Excuse me?!"
xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"
xan__"They need to die."
Kelly__" :( "
Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"
xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."
Kelly__"Excuse me?!"
xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"
xan__"They need to die."
Kelly__" :( "
Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008