James Island thriller's definitions

Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

etsy blue

Often described as aqua or teal. The color is popular on etsy and noteworthy on bridesmaids dresses and poorly painted dressers.

My wife will pay the $250 markup on this piece of furniture because it is etsy blue.

by James Island thriller July 5, 2016