James Headfield's definitions

Cardamom

Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.

"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

brian eno

Dr. Perfection. Musician and producer who single-handedly founded Glam, Stadium, Ambient, and Electronica. He was in Roxy Music. He ghostwrote everything by Kraftwerk. He was married to David Bowie. He was the fifth Talking Head. He fired David Crosby. And the best part of all: Everyone is related to him.

"Come on over. We're playing Three Degrees of Brian Eno."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020