Definitions by James Headfield

underattractive 

Similar in meaning to 'underemployed,' 'underattractive' is a word used to describe someone who is of middling-decent sex appeal. About a 5 or 6.

"Hey, she's not bad. She gets presentation points for sure."
"I guess so, but I still kinda find her underattractive."

underattractive by James Headfield March 10, 2020

free melania 

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"

free melania by James Headfield March 10, 2020

brian eno 

Dr. Perfection. Musician and producer who single-handedly founded Glam, Stadium, Ambient, and Electronica. He was in Roxy Music. He ghostwrote everything by Kraftwerk. He was married to David Bowie. He was the fifth Talking Head. He fired David Crosby. And the best part of all: Everyone is related to him.

"Come on over. We're playing Three Degrees of Brian Eno."

brian eno by James Headfield March 10, 2020