Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.
"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
Dr. Perfection. Musician and producer who single-handedly founded Glam, Stadium, Ambient, and Electronica. He was in Roxy Music. He ghostwrote everything by Kraftwerk. He was married to David Bowie. He was the fifth Talking Head. He fired David Crosby. And the best part of all: Everyone is related to him.
by James Headfield March 10, 2020