Definitions by James Conrad

101 Damnations 

Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.

"I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!"

101 Damnations by James Conrad January 12, 2009

rent-a-Clouseau 

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

rent-a-Clouseau by James Conrad May 20, 2008