James Conrad's definitions

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

101 Damnations

Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.

"I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!"

by James Conrad January 12, 2009