Definitions by James Boned

Pearl Harbour 

To wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one's penis in to the victims anus or mouth. (Multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged... (Obvious for female aggressors))

Jane had been star fishing for months, so I pulled a Pearl Harbour this morning to get her involved.

Pearl Harbour by James Boned March 16, 2015