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old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'
there was off milk all over my grandads slippers....

my grandmar loves grandads spunk...
by James Barnsley October 27, 2007
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Big A berg is usually a person with a massive 12 inch fat Norwegian cock. If u ever Get that massive sausage inside YOU it will absouletely destroy you and penetrate YOU from the inside. When YOU are done with a berg in the bed, your ass cheek will hurt so badly that u probaly never touch yourself again. A Bergs speciality is to fingre other women and make the orgasm sweet and delicious. He favorite sex position is the captain. That gives him good room to penetrere you.
Ohh, there is a berg, his fat cock seems juicy
by James Barnsley September 20, 2019
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