Definitions by Jam!

dirty murti 

The act of jerking off and blowing your load on a ICE agent in the midst of being deported

I was totally getting sent back to Pakistan when I pulled a dirty murti

dirty murti by JAM! February 6, 2018

LOL 

just a dumb thing people type/text meaning "laughing out loud" or "laugh out loud" when they still have a straight face on.

Average teenager 1: I think I just farted
Average teenager 2: LOL
Average teenager 1: u rly laughing
Average teenager 2: well.. not rly.

LOL by Jam! December 11, 2013