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Definitions by Jalapeno Rooster

Penis Fly Trap 

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"
Penis Fly Trap by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016

Noah's Arc 

A girl who has had two of everything inside her.
Guy 1 "Damn dude that chick's a slut."
Guy 2 "Yep she's definitely Noah's Arc!"
Noah's Arc by Jalapeno Rooster July 17, 2011