Definitions by Jakey Jake

Wiik 

Pronounced "week", similar to being weak (I.E. low on energy), this is the state of total exhaustion / soreness following an intense gaming session on the Nintendo Wii.

"Dude, I'm so Wiik I can barely lift my arms...this Wiikend really burned me out"

Wiik by Jakey Jake December 16, 2006

hairy winston 

The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.

Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"

hairy winston by Jakey Jake May 11, 2006

spalamlah 

Pronounced Spa-lah-ma-lah, Extraordinary ugliness. Looks not unlike someone whos face has caught on fire and been extenguished with a rake.

"Dude, stay away from that bitch! she's straight spalamlah homey..."

spalamlah by Jakey Jake February 10, 2006