Definitions by Jakespeare

Offchain

Adjective; devoid of integrity, dishonest, shady, lacking credibility

Antonym; Onchain

My neighbor tried to scam me, he's so offchain!

Offchain by Jakespeare January 28, 2026

Angry Chipmunk 

When your girl teabags your ballsack and pushes your nuts into her cheeks, looking like a stuffed chipmunk, then proceeds to nibble on your sack with her rodent-like buckteeth.

Damn that girl left a scar when she angry chipmunked me last night.

Angry Chipmunk by Jakespeare September 21, 2006