1 definition by Jake from Subway Surfers
A God-like being that can consume anything and everything it lays it's eyes upon. Pou is immortal and has the power of growing it's mass by consuming normal food. It has strong - unmatched by anything resistance to poison, radiation, toxic chemicals, microbes, viruses and everything else that is harmful to other living beings. It resembles a pyramid with smooth edges / a turd. It enjoys toying with it's food by throwing it and then catching it when it falls. It also likes to tumble and drive cars without a valid driving license. It's final form is just a "fatter waist". Sometimes it will get sick or bored or sleepy. When that happens, treat it's needs immediately, or else that could mean the end of our universe. Pou is our new God. Pou is the reason of existence. Pou is everything.
by Jake from Subway Surfers January 1, 2023