Jake

1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser

1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"

by Jake Vaughan May 26, 2005

dick

purple-headed yogurt slinger

"hey when you choke that guy he looks like a dick"

by Jake Vaughan May 26, 2005