Jake Throckmorton's definitions

shit's

to be used interchangably with "it's," mainly out of excitement.

going to that concert? shit's gonna be intense!

by Jake Throckmorton April 23, 2008

bush war

An invasion and subsequent occupation of an oil-rich nation by a superpower based on selectively researched and faulty intelligence. A contraction of "Bush's War," a reference to the current Iraq occupation.

Tell President Obama that we don't want a Bush War in Venezuela!

The last thing America needs is another Bush War in Iran.

by Jake Throckmorton January 6, 2008

please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"

by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007

bad jew

A sexually promiscuous jewish girl. Engages in hook ups.

-"Wait, she doesn't want a relationship?"
-"Oh yeah, she's a bad jew."

by Jake Throckmorton June 11, 2006

green

a deep spiritual connection between the closest of friends, derived from a blog quiz that associates colors reminding poeple of other people. green is the symbol, in the test, for the person you'd know for the rest of your life.

"we're so green." "that we are."

by Jake Throckmorton October 10, 2005

coitus

The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

by Jake Throckmorton September 20, 2005

avalon

a song by Roxy Music and sung by Bryan Ferry. Directly responsible for my brith, as my mother concieved me while this song was playing.

Avalon is the best song to fuck to, by far!

by Jake Throckmorton July 1, 2005