shit's

to be used interchangably with "it's," mainly out of excitement.

going to that concert? shit's gonna be intense!

by Jake Throckmorton April 23, 2008

bad jew

A sexually promiscuous jewish girl. Engages in hook ups.

-"Wait, she doesn't want a relationship?"
-"Oh yeah, she's a bad jew."

by Jake Throckmorton June 11, 2006

green

a deep spiritual connection between the closest of friends, derived from a blog quiz that associates colors reminding poeple of other people. green is the symbol, in the test, for the person you'd know for the rest of your life.

"we're so green." "that we are."

by Jake Throckmorton October 10, 2005

coitus

The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.

"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

by Jake Throckmorton September 20, 2005

please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"

by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007

avalon

a song by Roxy Music and sung by Bryan Ferry. Directly responsible for my brith, as my mother concieved me while this song was playing.

Avalon is the best song to fuck to, by far!

by Jake Throckmorton July 01, 2005

CRLS

Cambridge Rindge and Latin School. The only high school in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The second most ethnically diverse public school in the country. Loved or hated by its students.

Man, I love going to CRLS!
Man, I hate going to CRLS!

by Jake Throckmorton May 05, 2005