9 definitions by Jake Throckmorton

A sexually promiscuous jewish girl. Engages in hook ups.
-"Wait, she doesn't want a relationship?"
-"Oh yeah, she's a bad jew."
by Jake Throckmorton June 5, 2006
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The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.
"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
by Jake Throckmorton August 30, 2005
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The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.
"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"
by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007
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An invasion and subsequent occupation of an oil-rich nation by a superpower based on selectively researched and faulty intelligence. A contraction of "Bush's War," a reference to the current Iraq occupation.
Tell President Obama that we don't want a Bush War in Venezuela!

The last thing America needs is another Bush War in Iran.
by Jake Throckmorton December 16, 2007
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a deep spiritual connection between the closest of friends, derived from a blog quiz that associates colors reminding poeple of other people. green is the symbol, in the test, for the person you'd know for the rest of your life.
"we're so green." "that we are."
by Jake Throckmorton October 6, 2005
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Cambridge Rindge and Latin School. The only high school in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The second most ethnically diverse public school in the country. Loved or hated by its students.
Man, I love going to CRLS!
Man, I hate going to CRLS!
by Jake Throckmorton May 6, 2005
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to be used interchangably with "it's," mainly out of excitement.
going to that concert? shit's gonna be intense!
by Jake Throckmorton April 24, 2008
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