2 definitions by Jake R.

schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

by Jake R. April 4, 2007

And One

whilst playing beer pong, after sinking a cup, the opponent knocks over another cup trying to get the ball out of the cup or trying to block a bounce.

jackson just knocked over a cup! thats the cup i sank.... AND ONE

by Jake R. September 4, 2013