Definitions by Jake 🅱️Aul

Schlomped 

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

Schlomped by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

Sriracha Penis 

Putting Sriracha on your friend’s dick. Then when he wakes up, don’t say anything.

Sriracha on a dick, sriracha on a stick. Sriracha penis!

Sriracha Penis by Jake 🅱️Aul June 23, 2019