2 definitions by Jacob Sportsman
Like a remix, but remixing the lyrics of a song off the top of your head, to match that of an already existing song. Usually trying to keep the same tempo, and rhyme scheme of the original song, but not always.
Example of a FreeMix:
Grenade by Bruno Mars, after a quick FreeMix in the car, quickly turns into a song about your bro jumping on the Grenade for you, so you can bang out the hot friend:
♫I'd jump on the grenade for ya!♫
♫Fuck a bitch with AIDS for ya!♫
♫Bust a nut on her face for ya!♫
Grenade by Bruno Mars, after a quick FreeMix in the car, quickly turns into a song about your bro jumping on the Grenade for you, so you can bang out the hot friend:
♫I'd jump on the grenade for ya!♫
♫Fuck a bitch with AIDS for ya!♫
♫Bust a nut on her face for ya!♫
by Jacob Sportsman January 2, 2011
Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.
Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?
Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
by Jacob Sportsman December 12, 2010