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Like a remix, but remixing the lyrics of a song off the top of your head, to match that of an already existing song. Usually trying to keep the same tempo, and rhyme scheme of the original song, but not always.
Example of a FreeMix:

Grenade by Bruno Mars, after a quick FreeMix in the car, quickly turns into a song about your bro jumping on the Grenade for you, so you can bang out the hot friend:

♫I'd jump on the grenade for ya!♫
♫Fuck a bitch with AIDS for ya!♫
♫Bust a nut on her face for ya!♫
FreeMix by Jacob Sportsman January 2, 2011
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Freemium 

1. Free or relatively cheap games available for download on Facebook or at the App Store. They tend to have very limited game play and in order to progress you must purchase "premium" content.

2. The Apocalypse
"Sorry children, we won't be having dinner tonight because I spent all of our money on Smurf Berries in one of those new freemium games."
Freemium by Bing Google January 25, 2011

freemitherfuckingwater 

Pirate Slang originally derived from the term Free Water describes a great amount of free mitherfuckin water everywhere for everyone to enjoy.

Culturally been on the rise in recent years taking a significant leap across the charts of slang term heiarchy thanks to Joseph Urban's doink chats and Wetgvng's aqua pack.
Pirate 1- *inhales aqua pack* wow take a look at this freemitherfuckinwater, plenty to go around for everybody

Pirate 2- Wow thanks to this freemitherfuckingwater I am wet & lit for the rest of this doink chat.

Freemium 

A game or program that is avaiable for free but offers extra premium features for money.
Free Realms is a Freemium game.
You can play it for free, but its VERY limited for non-paying players
Freemium by FRSucks August 18, 2009

Spotify Freemium 

When you start a new free trail of Spotify premium every month to download music.
Guy 1: "Hey how can you afford Spotify Premium if you can't pay me back?"
Guy 2: "I don't spend any money on it, I have Spotify Freemium."

freemium 

An offer; 'trial' to try out the 'premium' feature of an application temporarily.
Spotify: "Get a 30-day-trial of Spotify premium!"
Me: "Should I try the Spotify freemium?"
Friend: "nah."
freemium by Killossal April 20, 2017

Freemium 

Freemium is a type of game. Freemium is a type of game where there are lots of in-app purchases (clash of clans, Hay day, etc.)
"Freemium the MIUM is latin and stands for "not really" "
Freemium by 0tto_ October 3, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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