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SIMP
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A SIMP is a boy or
girl
(normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a
girl
’s attention
maybe
even just a hug.
Flash:
Ayo
peter
is a SIMP!
MJ:
Shut up
flash!
SIMP
by
Jackson prock
September 25, 2020
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John Mulaney syndrome
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Acts
kinda gay
but is
straight
Tommy: hey bro you
act
kinda gay
sometimes
.
Jimmy
: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
John Mulaney syndrome
by
Jackson prock
September 25, 2020
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No nut November
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DON
’T.....
WELL
YA
UNDERSTAND
*Does IT in
class
*
Friend-
BRO
YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT
NOVEMBER
No nut November
by
Jackson prock
November 17, 2019
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Nov 16
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It’s nov 16 it’s national
play
with your friends
day
so just go out and meet up with some old friends you’ve known
forever
!👍🏼
Hey INSERT NAME HERE come
on it
’s
nov
16 which means you gotta meet up with you
buddies
- Someone’s mom?
Nov 16
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Jackson prock
November 16, 2019
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