4 definition by Jackson prock

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Acts kinda gay but is straight
Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020

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It’s nov 16 it’s national play with your friends day so just go out and meet up with some old friends you’ve known forever!👍🏼
Hey INSERT NAME HERE come on it’s nov 16 which means you gotta meet up with you buddies- Someone’s mom?
by Jackson prock November 16, 2019

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A SIMP is a boy or girl (normally a boy) who will go to insane lengths just for a girl’s attention maybe even just a hug.
Flash: Ayo peter is a SIMP!
MJ: Shut up flash!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020

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DON’T..... WELL YA UNDERSTAND
*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER
by Jackson prock November 17, 2019

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