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A rare and uncommon sexually transmitted infection that is spread through intimate contact with an infected female carrier known as a " super whore". This infection, while still uncommon by even today's standards has been around since the late 1400's, and often goes misdiagnosed because of its complexities and ability to mimic other venereal diseases. Because an infected person may show similar symptoms of other commonly contracted " S.T.I.'s" (formerly known as " S.T.D.'s"), when faced with this peticular strain of mutated infection, a doctor may have a difficult time correctly diagnosing Herpaghonnochlamydisiphilitus, leaving the patient untreated. Though more study is needed to fully understand this strain, it is thought to have a mortality rate of 74% due to its fast destructive nature, and the fact that it cannot be cured through the use of traditional antibiotics, but with a more peticular stringent and robust cocktail of super antibiotics, disinfectants, and regiment of other unconditional methods tailored specifically to each individual patient based on the type and duration of contact. If you think you may have contracted this infection, consult with your physician immidiately.
" bro im so lucky to be alive, I just spent 12 days in the hospital cause that super whore Ashley from the party gave me herpaghonnochlamydisiphilitus, John told me not to go raw in that hoe"

"Living with HGCS is a struggle every day, but with the care of my team of doctors, and a strict daily regiment of treatments I'm getting better, and I will beat HGCS"
by Jackson Real February 2, 2021
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While most of us refer to " ridin dirty" as the act of driving an automobile with illegal contents inside such as guns or drugs, the term can also be used when referring to driving a vehicle for any period of time after shitting ones pants, most commonly after battling with a bought of diarrhea.
" dude I was sitting in road construction for 40min on my way home yesterday, I really had to fart so I let it squeak out but it ended up being a sneaky shart. I was riding dirty all the way from exit 4 to exit 12"
by Jackson Real February 1, 2021
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