Definitions by Jackie yi yay

microflex 

Bragging about money, possessions, connections, or just generally showing off but trying to make it look like you're not. Often includes exaggeration for self-aggrandizement and to offset insecurity, and also often involves something irrelevant, outdated, or otherwise not actually impressive. Frequently accompanies passive aggressive or microaggressive behavior.

Ugh, as usual John had to microflex, so last night everyone was just chatting about work and vacation and stuff, and he goes, "Yeah, I was talking with former district court Judge Greg from where he lived 20 years ago last night and they're going to Myrtle Beach for two weeks .."

microflex by Jackie yi yay July 28, 2022