Jackie Hussein's definitions

fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003

updog

When your mother gets turned upside-down and is nailed.

Damn yo mama got updogged.

by Jackie Hussein October 6, 2003

updog

When you burn someone and they can't come back with a response.

Yea, I updogged that fool.

by Jackie Hussein October 4, 2003