pecker lecker

A penis head. A dick head. One whose penis head is actually located on..his head.

I was driving down the street when some pecker lecker flipped me the bird!

by Jackalman November 12, 2007

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009