3 definitions by Jack who eventually sucked ass

Tom: Hey wanna suck ass
Jack: Nah, I like ducks
Tom: Aight imma go, Biden
Jack: This chat literally lasted for 2 seconds. You're dry as fuck, bye.
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Being so lonely that you develop depression that you eventually use your powers to create a sitcom show, creating the bridge between alternate realities while letting a crazy ass witch called Agatha Harknss invade your perfect world.
Sam: Hey, do you need help in something?
Sarah: No, I'm lonely
Sam: Didn't if you were lonely or not Ms. Dorothy
Sarah: This is my world, my sitcom and you are trespassing here, so I want you... to... leave ❤
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Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass
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