Jack mehoff 's definitions

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003

boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...

Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.

by Jack Mehoff April 5, 2005

Fug

just like the "F" word (if you dont know what the "F" word is your a fuggin fugger)

1 man your fug(ged) up homes.
2 you fug(ing) fug(er).
3 HEY!, ill fug you unless you fuggin fug that fuggin fug hoe.
4 ya damn fughole

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

America fuck yeah

america fuck yeah (what else)

taem america world police theme song, America fuck yeah

by Jack Mehoff November 9, 2004

supruzr

1) see menkio.
2) see dingleberry.
3) the sore you get in your ass after
wiping too much of having too much hot
gay sex.

What the fuck, man, you're really a
supruzr. Stupid dick.

by Jack Mehoff October 3, 2004

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.

Use protection; wear a condom!

by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004