Jack Spank9049's definitions
Basically every teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
Spack No.2: If I had a quid everytime I saw an Elf Bar, then I could probably book a week's trip to North Carolina from Southampton (the industrial city)
by Jack Spank9049 June 23, 2022
Get the Elf Barmug. by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022
Get the Power Wankmug. 
The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"
Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"
Spack No.5: "College"
Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"
(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)
This definition is deprived of a true story
- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
Get the I'm gonna say!mug. The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022
Get the Fucking gas man!mug. Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.
The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'
Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South
Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)
Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.
The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'
Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South
Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)
Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
Get the New Hampshiremug. Person: Can you help me sell Bunker?
Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!
Spack No.2: Not right now man I'm playing some Cayo Assault with The Real Ghillie!
by Jack Spank9049 August 11, 2023
Get the The Real Ghilliemug.