Duratorq

Simply the best engine to exist. Designed by PSA but given an exclusive name in the Ford TDCI lineup.

You will get:

Guaranteed 350k+ miles

Easy 70-80mpg on the motorway with cruise control set at 60

A wide range of BHP from 70 to 265 BHP

***As seen in some Mondeo STs

A great example of mechanical engineering equipped from day-to-day city runabouts, company fleet vehicles, Zetec S Fiesta boy racer cars and the old man's Mondeo ST of course
Person 1: *Opens bonnet*

Person 2: *Sees a engine covered in plastic with the name "Duratorq TDCI over the plastic cover"*

Person 2: *Creams*
by Jack Spank9049 August 03, 2025
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I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"
"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!
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Fire Drill

The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
Fire Drill at Saint Marys as Chelsea score 4 before the half-time whistle
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Spack Chat

A popular Social Media/direct-messaging platform mostly used by Teens and young adults (and Spacks!)
"Jessica has aired me for 3 days now on Spack Chat!"
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FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!

When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask

Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*

Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Just gonna fight this kid over at control...

some moments later.... "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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Jack

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!

Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
My cousin Spack No.1 is called Jack (he is a Spack!)
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Bitching down the line

The act of someone phoning an establishment or service as a customer and complain unreasonably
The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food
by Jack Spank9049 December 03, 2022
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