Wireshark

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.
Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!
by Jack Spank9049 May 18, 2023
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Portswood

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check
I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
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Spack out of it!

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
Forget Do I Wanna Know or Why Do You Call Me When Your High?, listen to Spack Out of It!
by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2022
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In the mud

Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2022
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Spanking day

When it is one's birthday
by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022
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I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true
Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss
by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023
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Smoothwall

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.
Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.
by Jack Spank9049 May 05, 2021
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