Definitions by Jack Spank9049

Zongies 

Where you take someone (such as your BF or GF) in your room to have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spack No.ANONYMOUS: Why are you taking Spack No.ANONYMOUS into your bedroom to play Zongies?

Zongies by Jack Spank9049 April 5, 2022

Type here to search

When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar

Type here to search

Type here to search by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022

Parry Pane 

A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen

Mate, did you see that that goal scored from the spot against the Swiss by Parry Pane?

Parry Pane by Jack Spank9049 March 27, 2022

Mugshot 

The act of inmature children and teenagers taking pictures of other people (mainly their mates) without their prior knowledge.

Jack, can you please stop taking mugshots of me please?

Mugshot by Jack Spank9049 February 11, 2022

Spack Bang 

Gay Porn

Jack, what you doing watching Spack Bang?

Spack Bang by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021

#PTBAS

The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack

This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.

A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!

I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS

#PTBAS by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021

Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat 

The 3 least likely things to come out anytime soon...

Jack Spank9049: Man, I am really getting bored of Windows Vista, GTA 2 (Sega Dreamcast) and Fortnite kids on Warzone, I'll wonder when Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat will come out?

Windows 11, GTA 6 and Warzone Anti-Cheat by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021