Definitions by Jack Kelly

nine incher 

A word for vagina. Does not suggest the length of someones erect penis. Or floppy penis for that matter.

Shane hampton is the man with a nine incher.

nine incher by Jack Kelly December 7, 2004

Utard

A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society.

We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.

Utard by Jack Kelly June 24, 2004

nine incher 

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

nine incher by Jack Kelly January 28, 2004