Definitions by Jack Hoffsteter

Pre EJ 

Verb, describing the act of coming early. Usually used when describing a friend, known for coming late or not all, who surprisingly comes early.

Rodney: Hey Guys!
Craig: Whoa, looks like Rodney decided to come early this time!
Rob: You mean he Pre EJ'd?

Pre EJ by Jack Hoffsteter January 9, 2019

C@llme69 

The go to password when you cannot think of another password. Used if you are perverted, lazy or thirteen years old.

Wait, your password is C@llme69? What are you, thirteen?

C@llme69 by Jack Hoffsteter January 9, 2019

Phildoubt 

That feeling you get when your loser friend says he is gonna hang out with the boys, but never does. You give him a sweet nickname (Phildo), include him on text threads, and even are friends with him on Facebook. Still, he disappoints. Phildo + doubt = Phildoubt.

Sonny: Hey Roger, is Phildo gonna hang out with the boys this weekend?
Roger: He said he is, but I Phildoubt it.

Phildoubt by Jack Hoffsteter October 10, 2018

GaGunk 

The sound made when you tilt a soda vending machine and free products come out. Also a verb describing the act...gagunk.

Alford went gagunking. He tilted the soda machine and only got a Sprite.

GaGunk by Jack Hoffsteter August 27, 2018

Intimanally 

To know someone intimately through anal sex.

Chuckie knows him intimanally.

Intimanally by Jack Hoffsteter July 8, 2018