Jack Hoffa's definitions

CumBOOBerated

When something is 'DisCumBOOBerated' it is all messed up, therefore, when something is 'CumBOOBerated' it is 'Super Fine!', even if it IS all 'messied up'.

My Babe wasn't on Birth-Control, and I didn't have a condom, so I CumBOOBerated her.

by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006

Ratel

RATEL (Mellivora capensis) is supposed to be a type of badger (Honey Badger), but, if you ask me, its size, appearance and behaviour is more like that of its other relative, the Wolverine. It is Africa's, short haired, black and grey wolverine!

Ratel's have killed Pythons and Lions (via castration).

by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006