Definitions by Jack Epstein

Pork hop 

An underdone pork chop that is threatening to hop off ones plate

Those things are so raw I think they should should be called pork hops!

Pork hop by Jack Epstein September 25, 2014

Mobtana 

Any annoying action you take when desiring to destroy the peace of another.

We were sitting quietly on my porch when he lost his cool and started to Mobtana!

Mobtana by Jack Epstein September 24, 2014

unbefriended 

To dump someone who you were helping out after they start acting like a crazy fool

I unbefriended her after she started acting crazy for no apparent reason.

unbefriended by Jack Epstein October 27, 2013