25 definitions by Jack de wack

kennedy bullet

description, explanation, When someone or something gets hit in the head or other part of the body in an extremely violent fashion it resembles the head shot J.F.K. took when he was assasinated. It would also most of the time but not always catch the person or thing totally by surprise. way way worse then a donkey punch. a shockingly large noticeable scar, mark, or injury, where a person seeing it could not ignore it,and might comment or ask questions about it.

hey bro, i was watching kimbo slice on youtube the other day, he hit this poor bastid in the head like a "Kennedy bullet" looked like his eye exploded in the socket ! !

Jack: Dude, whats that big red mark on your cheek ?
Steve: aww man , i had a zit there and i fucked with it and it got all fucked up ! !
Jack: holy shit man, looks like you got hit with a kennedy bullet !

by Jack de wack June 27, 2008

double dick touch

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

A train

A person who has the aids virus

yo, did you see that guy, looks like he's on the A train

by Jack de wack May 8, 2008

fuckerella

Nickname for a friend who is being stupid or fucking around.
Code word for a good looking girl

Hey, Fuckerella ! do you have that $20.00 I lent you ?

Yo John, look at that fuckerella by the bar.

by Jack de wack May 7, 2008

Gash Heavy

Gash heavy is a crude term used to describe the patrons of a bar. If the bar has a lot of males in it, the term sausage party might be used. When a bar or club has a lot of females of legal age the term gash heavy would be used.

Big bob: dude get here quick ! , this place is gash heavy !

scott: how was the club last night Bob ?

Big Bob: Gash heavy man !

I guess i picked a bad time for reconstructive mangina surgery ! !

by Jack de wack March 23, 2010

fire of 1,000 suns

true way to hate.If you could take 1,000 suns and combine their fire and intensity in one spot,you would then place this person, place or thing into that fire with no hesitation or remorse and enjoy watching that object ignite instantly. when your dislike for someone graduates to hatred, and you despise the site of this person, you " hate them with the fire of 1,000 suns.

john: hey jack whats your problem with wes ?, you look like you want to kill him !
jack: john, i tell you, that cocksucker has made my life miserable, i hate him with the fire of 1,000 suns !
john: wow, thats a little harsh don't you think ?
jack: i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and i'd kick the shit out of a person if they tried to.
John: ummm, well o.k. then ......

by Jack de wack June 13, 2008

Kid Cudi

A guy I guess from Cleavland Ohio, but I really don't know where the hell this loser is from. This ass jockey raps, Kids all think he's the bomb.com but I never hear his spins on the radio. This shit bird should go back to cleavland, and get a job washing cars or flipping burgers and he should finish school. Cause his raps sound like craps ! !

Emilie: hey did you guys hear the new kid cudi ? ?

Doria : umm Who ? ?

Claudia: well ahhh Yes ! we did.

Jack: Is that the new country western guy,girls ?

Doria: WAIT ! ! ! kid who ? who is this guy i never heard of him !

Claudia: yes, we heard him !

Claudia aside to Doria: shut up dummy ! or she's gonna go on her rant about this idiot !

Doria: ohh yeah ! i heard him. he rocks ! um i mean raps !

Jack : hey is that the guy from Metallica ? ?
I love those guys ! !

by Jack de wack March 24, 2010