Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.
by Jacen Ynot January 30, 2019
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Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.
After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.
by Jacen Ynot March 06, 2020
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