JaKe's definitions

woot

Woot originated from a gaming slang term, and abbreviation of "We Owned the Other Team", owned meaning defeated decisively. abbreviated to "woot", zeros often replace o's to form w00t.

<game over, red team wins> w00t. we totally destroyed Blue.

Oh yeah w00t!

by Jake April 5, 2005

bot

someone that spends too much time with one particular thing

"That dude is a fuckin' computer bot."

by Jake January 6, 2005

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 5, 2003

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004

furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

by Jake March 1, 2004