JUAN's definitions

sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

by JuAN June 25, 2004

Dolly Pop

An extreme orgasm that results in a long stream of jizz.

I had not had sex for six months so when I finally did I had the biggest Dolly Pop ever.

by Juan March 7, 2005

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 3, 2004