Dfux

What the fuck? The fuck? The fuq?

Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.
Dfux is she wearing?
by juan March 18, 2015
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Steal

Urban slang to describe a punch or slap to the face.
"If that boy gets up in my face again I'm gonna steal him."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.
'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
by Juan December 03, 2004
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