2 definitions by JT and TJ

Top Definition
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
by JT and TJ October 04, 2006
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BSD
An acronym for, and more polite way to say, Big Stinky Dump.
e.g. "Why does your housemate, Tina, always take a BSD right before I want to use the bathroom to brush my teeth?"

e.g. "I'd really love to have anal sex with you tonight, could you please have a BSD and shower before I come over?"
by JT and TJ October 02, 2006
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