8 definitions by JT Amish
The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"
KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
by JT Amish December 15, 2009
Dad: "Check out that naughty Mary Jane Rottenbox over there sleazing onto that guy."
Son: "Looks like a surfer to me - I think he's gonna pork her."
Dad: "Son, he's not gonna pork her."
Son: "Looks like a surfer to me - I think he's gonna pork her."
Dad: "Son, he's not gonna pork her."
by JT Amish March 3, 2011
The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.
"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."
"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"
"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"
by JT Amish December 15, 2009
Dude, watching 3 hours of porn online will use one giggitybyte of your monthly internet allowance.... (crickets chirping) Uhhh, according to my cousin.
by JT Amish April 11, 2011
A girl who has wrapped herself around the object of her affection, normally during sloppy kissing and with use of at least one leg, so much so that she essentially becomes a belt.
"My mate had this chick all over him outside the pub with both legs off the ground around him. Lucky mofo looked like he was wearing a poon belt!"
by JT Amish May 11, 2009
A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").
"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."
by JT Amish August 2, 2009
Wife: "How did you enjoy that massage, sweetheart?"
Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."
Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"
Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"
Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."
Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"
Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"
by JT Amish April 10, 2010