Definitions by JRKSLI

picot

A stew cooked up from roadkill you've collected, fornicated with then mixed with potatoes, carrots and gravy and slow cooked for 7 hours.

Usually served with peas.

Jonny: I wonder what mum has cooked for dinner?

Katie: I saw her on the road earlier picking up the dead foxes & raccoons, with dad looking pretty aroused. You know what that means, don't you?

Jonny: Oh god, picot for dinner again?? I bloody hate peas.

picot by JRKSLI June 14, 2023